The Serious Shit . . . .

    The Dickhead Fan Club was formed in 2000 as a means of raising funds for a couple of good causes that couldn't find money any other way. Gene "Dickhead" Duncker, XNGH, PXP - gave permission to use his name for strictly charitable purposes.When the ECV Sandbox became so popular that the webmaster couldn't afford to keep up with the times, the DFC adopted it as one of the main causes so that IRJR could purchase new equipment, software and backup power. When the Original E Clampsus Vitus mother chapter was found to be still alive in the hills of West Bygawd Virginia, considerable effort was undertaken by Iggy, XSNGH Rod Stock, Stinky Williams and others to ensure that this source of all we know never be lost to history.
    Two official treks have resulted in a re-growth of Beehive Lodge #1 in Doderidge County WVA and the placement of Two really cool plaques: one at the location of founder Ephraim Bee's infamous "Beehive" Tavern and at the site of a cabin where it all started. Currently, DFC fundraising continues to support memorialization of Ephraim Bee and other Clamper-related charitable causes that become known to us. We also do indeed watch out for the welfare of Widders and Orphans, maintaining a fund to assist any who's Clamper is ill, incapacitated or has gone to the Golden Hills. Some chapters are not in a position to shell out serious bucks when things go bad for members of our family, we won't hesitate to step in and help when that happens.
    Your dues, purchases and donations are pledged to these causes. We are not directly associated with any chapter and are not listed as a non-profit organization for tax-deduction purposes - we prefer to spend the money where it is needed, not on lawyers.



Plaque designed and built by XNGH Bill 'Stinky' Williams, ECV Chapter 41-49. Photo courtesy of James (JT) 'Defrocproc' Tanner.